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Can you find anything funny about this photo? (Note - This is Cody Ransom)

1. Uh, was I supposed to catch that?

2. 1,2…Yup, they’re still there!

3. Darn contact lenses…

4. That’s what we call a 7-10 split.

5. Sumo Wrestling anyone?

6. …..I never played for the Lakewood blueclaws but if I did this is what I would look like!

7. Now how did that ball get by me?????????

8. “He just popped his head up, looked around, and grabbed the ball! NOW where is he?”

9. “I should have never entered that hot dog eating contest before the game”

10. “I’m practicing so I can try out for shortstop if the Cubs hire Ryno. All I need are 200 hits and an equal number of errors.”

11. “Grrrrrrrrrr…hmmmmmmm….ehhhhhhh… nope, no brick yet”

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Piggy Nation – The Musical

I guarantee there are a few folks out there that think I’ve gone off the deep end again and written a musical… I haven’t, but I did stumble across this recently and thought I would share.

Piggy Nation. That’s right, a whole Nation of Piggies. Not the kind of Piggies that steal eggs from angry birds with access to a slingshot nor the kind of Piggies that play baseball like our beloved IronPigs. These Piggies sing!

It all started with a book by author Richard Rosser called “Piggy Nation A Day at Work With Dad.”

Piggy Nation A Day At Work With Dad focuses on piggy behavior in an amusing, colorful update of the Golden Rule. The main character is a piglet named Sammy who joins his Dad on Piggy Patrol. As they search the town for piggies, Sammy learns about rude behavior!

The book and its readings were so popular he created a musical.

During the design process of the children’s book Piggy Nation A Day At Work With Dad, author Richard Rosser began reading his book to elementary school classes, which led to performing assemblies for large groups of students. The kids responded so positively that it inspired Rosser to adapt the story into a full-length musical with twelve songs and a cast of twenty. Expanding on the children’s book, he added elements of romance and treachery. With composer Alec Wells (theoutsidejoke.com), the two crafted a musical richly layered with Blues, Zydeco, Rock, Rap and Gospel influences

Looking at the Soundtrack, this is great. Granted it was written for kids but it can also be enjoyed by us Lehigh Valley IronPig fans as well.

A few of the songs:

Piggy Patrol (We’ve heard this term before at Coca Cola Park)

Blah Blah Blah (ditto)

Heading Home

We’re All Piggies

and my personal favorite…

Stop That Noise Parts 1 & 2

I initially stumbled on the Soundtrack on iTunes (It is available for purchase there) and found their website: http://piggynation.com/

Enjoy Pig Fans!

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SWB – A Quickie

Reports from IL HQ reveal no additional sanctions were served against SWB for missing the previous deadline (Sept 20) other than a new deadline. That new deadline was not specified.

At this time, the IL directors will not huddle again until Baseball’s Winter Meetings in December.

So, it appears the fate of the SWB Yankees will not be sealed until at least the end of the year.

Updates will follow accordingly.

OinK On in 2012!

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Special Vixens, Horns, Bells & a Broken Siren

Another great night our with our favorite Roller Derby gals!

The Noise Nation and Roller Derby fans filled the Independence Family Fun Center in Schnecksville tonight. We brought the noise, they brought the excitement and in the end… another heartbreaking last minute loss.

Speaking strategy with coach Rose Beef after the game we found there was a brilliant play planned and executed by the opposition. Sometimes you just have to tip your hat, smile and remember that move for your next bout. Great effort by both teams.

Sadly, our recently aquired air raid siren met the same fate as our “Fling-O” launch a ball slingshot and broke tonight. I believe a repair is possible but disappointed in the quality of the siren itself. Of note, we still haven’t figured out how to play the new bugle either.

The night was far from over after the bout. Both teams and the Noise Nation headed to Grumpy’s BBQ on Mauch Chunk road for the after party. Great food, great friends and impressive sportsmanship.

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE ROLLER DERBY!!!

You should too. Next bout I believe is in November, so stay tuned. Also might have some photos of the event soon too.

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SWB Part VII (in 3-D)

While no decision has been publicized as of yet, the speculation on the fate of the 2012 Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees continues.

During last night’s Phillies viewing party (pix below) and although I didn’t expect to break any story, I searched diligently for anyone whose opinion would be noteworthy.

The first quote of the night, was:  “If I did know, I wouldn’t tell you (giggle) – but I really don’t know” and that is the central theme at this point. It wasn’t personal – no one is talking – mainly because they just simply don’t know yet.  In a recent e-mail exchange with Mr. Landes, he was kind enough to reply with a very polite “no comment” and understandably so.

I was able to conduct an informal, impromptu conversation with another IronPig’s insider to gain their perspective on some of the ideas that have been mentioned by Dan, Kram, Decal and others. Everyone seems to agree that money is certainly the central theme here, but there have been a number of other theories discussed that may effect the IronPig’s fans 2012 season at Coca-Cola Park.

While joking about the LHV Yankees, someone named Slim Too None was mentioned – not sure who he is (ha). Regardless, there is little likelihood of that happening for a myriad of reasons.

In a recent post Dan mentioned the wear and tear on the field and employee fatigue. I discovered in the past when SWB “borrowed” CCP in 2009 due to drainage issues, their employees traveled south. Unfortunately, not many fans would have realized they were there. Upon their arrival they were unfamiliar with CCP’s systems/procedures and wound up mostly just enjoying the game with the fans. We’ll have to keep an eye on this one and how it may effect the fan’s enjoyment of the 2012 season.

The discussion then turned to the dilution of the IronPig’s brand. The organization has spent untold time and money carefully crafting the brand to the point of number one attendance in all of MiLB. Would the Yankees marching into town in some way tarnish the IronPig’s sterling product?

The overall consensus seems that a home “away” opener on April 5 and 8 extra games would be mostly welcomed and not very taxing on the IronPigs, Yankees, or their respective fans. This would also result in a season long home stand of 11 consecutive games at the end of June through the beginning of July.

It’s been a fun ride speculating, debating and theorizing where this will all end up.  I’m confident Mr. Mobley, Mr. Landes, the IronPigs, and the Yankees organization will do what’s best for the business. Hopefully, what’s best for the business will be best for the fans as well.

At the end of the night it was bittersweet to say one last goodbye to the good folks of CCP and spend one final evening of 2011 with old friends and even a few new ones.

Finally, I noticed one thing that sort of bothered me (which doesn’t happen often). I watched people who brought bags with them to carry home 12 boxes of popcorn – I know – I counted. Others were leaving with plates of pizza and bunches of hot dogs.  Maybe in the future there will be a new rule – what’s cooked in CCP stays in CCP!

A few snaps of Phils Viewing Party 9/22/11

Cuuttt On and missed (the ticket)

One final view...

OinK On!

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Short Shorts, Fishnets and a Sporting Event!

Tomorrow is the Roller Derby… THE FRIGGIN ROLLER DERBY!

Photo by Jim Rhoades http://www.jwrhoads.com

Can you tell I’m excited? You should be too.

Last bout we turned some fellow Noise Nation members into believers.. now it’s your turn. It is a really great time.

To keep this simple.

1. Women in skimpy outfits whose goal is to dominate the other team.

2. BYOB both outside AND inside the event! With that, for ACTUAL safety reasons, no glass containers or large coolers are allowed.

3. Women in skimpy outfits whose goal is to dominate the other team.

4. This isn’t the WWF of roller skating. This is a true sport with rules and referees that pay attention. Once you get to know the rules it becomes intense.

5. Women in skimpy outfits whose goal is to dominate the other team!

What else can I say… it is an Awesome time! Come on out!

What you need to know:

Where
Independence Family Fun Center
4345 Independence Drive
Schnecksville, PA
Click for directions

When
September 24, 2011
Doors at 5 PM, Bout at 6 PM

Tickets can be purchased at the door for $12 adult, $6 child under 10, under 5 are free.

Tickets can be prepurchase online for $10 and $5 here.

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LV Steelhawks Sign NFL Lineman!

Photo courtesy of the LV Steelhawks

The Steelhawks announced today the signing of Offensive Lineman Qasim Mitchell.

Mitchell, a 4 year veteran of the NFL, last played for the Chicago Bears and made his NFL debut in 2003. His 6’5 347lbs size should create a nice wall of protection solidifying the Steelhawks offensive line.

Welcome to Mitchell! Glad to have you on the team!

Also, the Steelhawks have re-signed Defensive Back Roshawn Marshall. A late season signing, Marshall played in only 4 games but came out with 3 interceptions and 134 return yards. He was the key player against the Fairbanks Grizzlies returning 2 interceptions for touchdowns in the upset win.

My hats off to Coach Britt, Mike Clark and the whole Steelhawk staff for their hard work in getting a quality team together!

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Zagurski to Arizona

All over Twitter with this news…

Mike Zagurski was traded to Arizona for a player to be named later.

That makes two.

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First to Free Agency – Taking Apart the 2011 Team

Posted on his Facebook status, Jeff Larish announced (possibly as informal as it can get) that he is now a free agent.

Before his disastrous slide into home plate resulting in a season ending broken leg Larish hit .240 with 13 HR and 37 RBI in 75 games for the IronPigs.

He is the first 2011 IronPig to go.. who’ll be next?

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Concerns of Every Day Baseball

More to ponder on…

Baseball burnout

I’ve attended almost 300 IronPigs games in 4 years. In 2008 I missed 3 games, none in 09 or 10 and only 4 this past season. I can tell you first hand that at the end of the season I am burnt out. Baseball ended almost a week ago and I can barely watch the Phillies run to the post season. It has become a habit.

Per Dictionary.com a habit is defined as:

“an acquired behavior pattern regularly followed until it has become almost involuntary”

My car could drive itself to Coca Cola Park. At 5:00pm each day I find myself throwing on the old Pete Rose powder blue jersey thinking I’ll soon be late to the gates opening.

It’s almost a lifestyle at this point.

Looking at the possibility of baseball on every day in 2012 (If the SWB Yankees make a deal to play here in Allentown) I could imagine what would happen to me.

1. My lawn would be a jungle.

2. Housework? What’s that?

3. My dog would only see me on scheduled Bring Your Dog to the Park days.

4. I’d probably consider moving into an RV in the CCP porking lot. (I just read that aloud.. lol)

5. I would have to continuously walk laps around the park as all I would eat is ball park food.

Really, my attempt at humor above isn’t how it would really happen but I would have to cut back on baseball. I wouldn’t be alone here.

The Lehigh Valley Fans have led the Minor leagues in attendance two years running now. Sure, ticket prices have gone up by $1 across the board but that’s not a backbreaker. 72 openings, sometimes fewer if rainouts turn into doubleheaders or are outright cancelled. It’s a lot.

For me, I take those costs to one. A friend always reminds me that his costs are multiplied by 4. Add in a spouse and 2 kids and it becomes a lot for season ticket costs and actual attendance. 4 hot dogs, 8 drinks, 4 foam fingers, 4 cotton candies, etc.

What I’m getting at is, “Will the Lehigh Valley support both teams, one team over the other or support each team equally?”

I think it would be highly unlikely that both teams fill the park every game. SWB and LV leading the average attendance leader board all season probably won’t be something we would see.

Equal support isn’t likely either. People here are Pig fans and that loyalty has been cemented in with the 2011 season.

What I would see as a likely scenario is the Pigs will draw and SWB will take the leftovers. They will pull in those who are “Real” Yankees fans. They will also get folks who could care less about who is playing. The fans who are more concerned with the baseball themed pinball machine that minor league baseball has become. Those people will attend games at their conveniance whether it be an IronPigs game or a Yankees game.

With that said, the IronPigs will lose a portion of their attendance in that demographic.

Could you imagine the IronPigs averaging 5-6,000 fans a game?

If SWB plays in the Lehigh Valley, I would think it’s a possibility.

Going back to the Pig’s drawing factors in previous years…

2008 – First season, New park
2009 – Second season, Sorta new park
2010 – All Star Game
2011 – Ryne Sandberg

What will 2012 bring the Pigs? We were all hoping that a Governor’s cup championship would be that “draw factor” but have been left with a deep playoff run to the finals. I honestly don’t think Sandberg will be back for another season with the IronPigs. If another MLB team doesn’t pick him up as a manager, he would fit nicely in as a coach for the Phillies and eventual replacement if Charlie decides to retire. While I’d love to see his aggressive style of play and leadership stay, I’m not holding my breath until April.

What will be the 2012 bring? What is that gimmick, that niche that will pull in the crowds?

I don’t think it will be the SWB Yankees. If I were a Yankees fan {spit} I would be incredibly happy.

What frightens me the most, (Yes, I know this is unlikely), is that the Yankees spend the year in Allentown and like it. The Yankees have a lot of money. A LOT of money. They have poor attendance numbers in Moosic. Most fans I’ve met at SWB games are Phillies fans. I know a lot of Yankee fans here in the Lehigh Valley. A lot of NYC and NJ transplants who love their Yankees. (Good for them, root for the home team no matter where you move) I’m afraid the Yankees will get a taste of high attendance (read revenue) and will attempt to make a move to Allentown.

Not happening you say? Never consider it? You’re off your rocker again Dan….

Think about it this way. Moosic started as a Phillies affiliate. When the Phillies pulled out of SWB in 2007 they were leaving an antiquated park designed to resemble Veteran’s stadium. In 2013, the Moosic park will be brand new. Brand spankin new and closely resembling Coca Cola Park in Allentown. At this point, CCP will be 6 years old. The fan base will be set, maybe even decreasing slightly.

More Phillies fans in SWB area than Yankee fans

Many Yankee fans in Lehigh Valley

If memory serves me, the Phillies signed a 4 year association deal with the IronPigs following the 2008 season. That contract expires after the 2012 season.

Minor league teams move and re-affiliate all the time. Sure you can say that Allentown is a lot closer to Philly than SWB is, but it’s just an hours difference. Not like relocating to Ottawa.

While chances are slim that this scenario happens, if the 1% chance of the “Perfect opportunity” comes around, it could happen. The Yankees could throw a lot of money at the IronPigs ownership around affiliation renewal time and whammo.. the LV Yankees come alive.

Earlier this season someone suggested I give up on the Noise Nation fan club idea and join the LV Yankees fan club. As the LV Yankee fan club is a great organization.. they do charity work, hold fundraisers, etc. and they have a lot of fun together, I could never see myself associated with a team I’m not a fan of. Looking at what theoretically “could” happen might lead me down that road.

Food for thought. My apologies for the length of this post. Putting this out there for conversation.

OinK

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