Players will be eligible only once, even if they wore multiple numbers during their IronPigs tenure. Rehab players not normally eligible but will be considered if other choices aren’t available.
BETHLEHEM, PA – Sources close to the NoiseNation fan group, authors of the award-winning Horn and Bell Blog, have revealed this morning that the group has elected free agency after being denied fan-arbitration by all of the Lehigh Valley Professional Sports Franchises. With six years experience, the group was eligible for fan-arbitration starting in 2014 but has elected to explore other fan opportunities.
Reached at the home offices in Bethlehem, PA, the columnist known only as “Kram” stated, “We enjoy all that we do as fans and group members. But unfortunately, it’s a business. This isn’t our favorite part, but it is necessary. We love the Lehigh Valley and our fellow fans here, but we do have responsibilities to our families.” Asked if the fan group would consider the so-called “home town discount” Kram would say only, “We’ll see. We have to see what our options are and let the chips fall where they may.”
We caught up with The Artist Known As DiPro at the Black Forest Deli in Bethlehem. He refused comment, stating only, “I do what I do. We have people who handle this stuff. Stroganoff. ”
The NoiseNation Fan Group is represented by the so-called “Joe-Rob Corp.” An official statement from the agency this morning read: “The NoiseNation Fan Group has done so much for the Lehigh Valley Professional Sports scene. Considering the number of blog reports, NoiseNationTV including the Piggy Patrol, the NoiseCast Podcast, and the awards they’ve won, we’re not sure there’s anything more to be done for the Lehigh Valley. We’ll listen to all offers and we’re not ruling out a return, but we need to test the market in order to determine our client’s value. We were surprised not to receive a fan-arbitration ruling. We expect to have a decision in the coming weeks.”
The free-agency period ends July 1, so it is expected that the group would have an agreement in place by then. The editor and president of NoiseNation, Dan, was unavailable at press time. A recording from his office suggested that the Seahawks had won a football game and that he may be on his way to Disney World, but the details were not clear.
The NoiseNation Fan Group has supported and reported on all of the Lehigh Valley Professional Sports Franchises, including the IronPigs, Phantoms, SteelHawks, Velodrome, Rollergirls, and others since 2008. Sources suggest that with the high cost of travel including gasoline prices and hotel accommodations, that despite high ticket prices, the fan group would probably accept the so-called “home town discount.” However, the source did allow that a newly-refurbished stadium in Moosic could lure the group. Baseball is also available in nearby Reading as well as Trenton, NJ. There are hockey arenas in Reading, Wilkes-Barre, Binghamton, NY, and Hershey, PA. There are two new PIFL football teams in Trenton and Harrisburg this year.
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We’re playin’. But keep in mind, as fans, we’re all free agents. Always. Free to choose which teams to support with our time, money and hearts. There are no contractual obligations.
We started this shtick on the podcast last season–I stole it from another podcast. Nevertheless, it might be fun to go back through them–more completely this time–and we’ll all vote. No one ever wore #1 for the IronPigs, so we’ll go on to #2:
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Players will be eligible only once, even if they wore multiple numbers during their IronPigs tenure.
Our neighbors to the North have released their 2014 Promotion Schedule. It’s not exactly old hat for them; I remember when they used to say “only season ticket holders get giveaways” and then there were only about five of them per season. No more. The RailRiders have a downright IronPig-esque schedule with some interesting ideas:
They have “Friday Fireworks”
Sunday Family FunDay: Autographs pre-game and kiddos run the bases post-game
$1 Hot Dog Mondays every Monday
25 years of baseball in Moosic with all-timer statue giveaways and special and throwback Jerseys all season long
Drug and Alcohol Abuse Awareness Wednesday
Thirsty Thursdays every Thursday (Budweiser and Pepsi products $1 for two hours after gates open–not as cool as you think–they ran out of beer one time last season)
(OK, that Wed/Thurs combo only happens once, but I found it ironic)
Bark in the Park Days
T-Shirt Tuesdays: Every Tuesday is Free T-Shirt Day
Kids Eat Free Wednesdays (every Wednesday; this is real)
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Here are the promos for the games where they host our IronPigs:
Friday 4/18: Duck Dynasty’s “Mountain Man” visits
Saturday 4/19: Zuber statuette giveaway
Sunday 4/20: Easter Egg Hunt and Candy Drop
Monday 4/21: Dollar Dog Night
Monday 6/30: Dollar Dog Night
Sunday 8/31: Toothbrush Holder (What is this? Reading?)
Monday 9/1: Fan Appreciation Day (Labor Day, final game of the regular season)
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Here are two other nights that caught my eye:
Thursday 6/5 (ironpigs are home that night): Throwback Night; play as Red Barons again
Friday 8/8: What Could Have Been: play as Trolley Frogs that night
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TShirt likeness from SWBRailRiders.com
Oh, did you notice I missed a day? Yup. This. Tuesday TShirt Day July 1. 7:05PM First 1,500 Fans.
Are we gonna take this? Sure, they’ve got the IronRail for one year. And, they’ve got a Hall-of-Fame Manager. Well, International League-HoF, not the real HoF like Ryne Sandbereg, but that cat’s still pretty good.
But really? It’s a cheap shot. We must retaliate. Our suggestions are below:
1,500 of us go up there and get in line early. We’ll get all the shirts. Then what happens, happens.
New urinal game for 2014: Kill the Porcupines (Remember, we have urinal games. They don’t.)
We’ll go up for the game and bring 1,500 of our own TShirts and give them out once the first 1500 are gone.
Our TShirts will read: “Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear Silly T-Shirts”
Or: “You Know You’re Good When The Other Team is Giving Away T-Shirts With Your Logo On Them”
Or: “635,000 >> 435,000. You do need friends”
Or: “You know you’re not the REAL Yankees, right?”
We’ll bring flags, banners and bells and take over their outfield area–maybe even the return of the oinK sign.
We’ll show up in our IronPigs jerseys, stand outside the gate with a sign reading, “Please Be Our Friends.”
Wear the T-Shirt to Coca Cola Park and get a free ticket voucher (would require help from IronPigs)
Come to a game with the T-Shirt on and receive a free IronPigs jersey-shirt (nicer than a cheap T-Shirt).
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Help me out folks, what else can we do? We can’t take this lying down. They don’t call us the “Best fans in Minor League Baseball” for nothing…
Have you ever been to “Fan Appreciation Day?” It’s the last home game of the season, and usually there are some special items for free auction and other little things going on around the park. Also, in the 5th or 6th inning, a cartoon caricature of Food and Beverage Director Alex Rivera appears on the screen. Tim announces over the PA system that Alex has “gone crazy” and discounted select concession items (you know, the ones that won’t keep until next season…) 40-50% for the remainder of the game. Everyone jumps in line for food! It’s great!
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I was reminded of that yesterday when news broke about another new perk for IronPigs Season Ticket Holders: “Terrific 26: 26 Prizes in 26 Days.” Season ticket holders with 18- 36- or 72-game plans, paid in full by February 17, 9AM, will automatically receive one (1) entry per account into a random drawing for the prizes. The prizes are not insignificant. I’ll review them below, but let’s just say we’re not talking about leftover salt and pepper shakers over here. There are some items of real value and some items of significant uniqueness.
Of course, I did find some problems with this promotion. Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s great–I know I’ll be checking my phone 100 times each of those days to see if I’ve won. But here are two things:
Not Everybody Wins: There are way more than 26 Season Ticket Holders, so for the non-winners there’s a real chance that this promotion equals zero. I know, I know, not every kid should get a trophy at the end of the season. It’s not a “contest” if everybody wins. But I’ve never been terribly lucky about winning these types of things, so perhaps that has me jaded a bit.
The Entries Aren’t Exactly Fair: It’s one entry per account. So if you have one 18-game field level seat on your account (street value: $180) you receive one ticket in the raffle. I have SIX club level seats (street value: <<deleted to protect me from Mrs. Kram>>) on my account, and I get the same entry. Just saying. I know a guy who has 10 full-season tickets on his account. He gets the same entry, too. Perhaps it should be one entry per game ticket. 18 entries for that theoretical field-level 18-game plan holder, and 360 for me, and 720 for my buddy with ten seats. Have the tech staff write a computer program to keep track of it all. It can’t be that hard.
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But I quibble; lets get on to the prizes. Below, I’m going to rate them on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most valuable. For value I’m going to consider monetary value, practicality and usefulness, reproducibility, and sentimental value. These are my own opinions and do not reflect those of the group. Add your own in the comments if you want. No wagering.
Some prizes repeat during the 26 days, so I’ll group them with the dates listed:
2014 Team Autographed Baseball February 17 This item receives high marks for sentimental value and would be difficult to reproduce (you can win them in other raffles, or have one done as part of autograph day) but has low monetary value and practicality. Score: 6
First Pitch + Personalized Replica Jersey February 18, 27, March 7 Three folks will win this. The first pitch is for a “game of your choice” which I suppose means one in your plan because there’s no mention of additional tickets. A personalized replica jersey can be made in the Majestic Clubhouse Store for $110-$130 or so. This prize contains some monetary, and sentimental value, but the jersey could be reproduced. Score: 7
$150 IronPigs Gift Card February 19, 26, March 3, 9 Four different times. I assume the gift card could be used for additional tickets, concessions, or in the Store. You could probably use it to help purchase a parking pass (see below). You could easily use it to purchase a personalized jersey (see above.) This prize gets high marks for monetary value and practicality. Score: 8
Free General Parking for the Entire Season February 20, March 5 For two folks. This might be very valuable. It depends on the number of games you get to, but if a full-season ticket winner gets it, it could be as much as $216 or more. [3×72 side note: rumors persist about parking going to $4–no confirmation or source] still, it could be less for a lesser-ticket holder. It has high practicality rating, and the potential for very high monetary value. Not as much sentimental value. And some already have a parking pass either provided or paid for. But, some folks would be VERY happy with this. Score: 7
Free Table of 8 on the PPL Picnic Patio February 21, March 6, 10 Three times. This does have some monetary value as I believe those seats go for $27 each. It includes an all-you-can-eat buffet with free soft drinks. It’s not terribly unique, and “mutually agreeable date” tells me some dates may be blacked out. It has less use for someone who already has full season tickets and multiple seats. Score: 5
Signed Bat and Replica Jersey for Player of Choice February 22, March 8 Just twice, but this is a nice one. Certainly the replica jersey could be reproduced, but at a price. The bat would be hard to come by. And YOU get to choose the player. High marks across the board. Score: 8
Free Promotional Pack (includes all promo items) February 23, March 4, 11 Three times. This prize does have some monetary value as these packs are available for $150 to full-season ticket holders prior to the season. Five-year plan folks get them gratis. But, for others, some value, and practicality: You won’t have to get to all the games, you get the kiddo prizes without a kiddo, and you don’t have to come exceedingly early. Less value for club-level ticket holders and those who care nothing for giveaways. Score: 7
2014 Team Autographed Bat February 24 Only one of these to be given away. High level of uniqueness as with the ball, above, but bats are more expensive. Difficult to reproduce. High sentimental value, moderate monetary value, low practicality. Score: 7
You and Three Friends Watch the Fireworks from the Dugout February 25 Just once. Perhaps a unique experience and not reproducible. Low monetary value, and I’m not sure the dugout is the best place to watch the fireworks–you can see them from everywhere. I suppose there is a chance a player or two comes out and watches with you. But I doubt it. Score: 3
One Inning in the IronPigs Radio Booth February 28 Just once again. This is also unique and not reproducible–more so because the radio booth is not otherwise accessible. I suppose some wouldn’t want to be on the radio and would prefer a more passive prize. Low monetary value and practicality, but very high on uniqueness. Score: 7
One Hour Batting Practice/Field Access for You and NINE Friends (non-game day) March 1 Just once of course. This is very unique and a once-in-a-lifetime chance, really. Plus, even if you’re not one to PLAY the game, bring nine family members and kids and whatnot and have a good old time. Take pictures and hang out. Low monetary value, but very high for all else. Score: 9
2014 Team Autographed Replica Jersey March 2 Just once again. See team autographed ball and bat above. I suppose the jersey is more valuable monetarily, and slightly more practical because you could wear it if you wanted. Score: 7
The Ultimate IronPigs Experience March 12,13 If you haven’t won, coming down to the last three days, here’s two shots at a pretty unique and valuable prize: First Pitch, Personalized Replica Jersey, Hat, Ballpark Tour, Watch Batting Practice from on the Field, Watch an inning from the Press Box, Four Front Row Seats, Ballpark Credit. This has some monetary value with the jersey, hat, tickets, and ballpark credit. Uniqueness and sentimental value are added with some of the other experiences included here. Some of it is somewhat reproducible, and the four front-row seats may have varying value. Overall a very, very nice prize. Score: 9
Phillies Experience: Four Diamond Club Tickets and Limo Ride to Game March 14 What a way to cap off the promotion! Diamond Club seats are very expensive and difficult to come by. The limo ride is also of value for a relaxing day at the park (note: it doesn’t say limo ride HOME, which I assume, but could be awkward if not…) Monetary value off the chart, some great memories perhaps which adds to sentimental value. Is reproducible with enough cash, but not something any of us will probably ever do. Score: 10
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So there you have it. Which prize would you pick if you could pick one? Which one would you least like. You can tell my feelings from the scores above, even though I tried to consider all points of view.
So, go pay the balance on your ticket plan! Buy a plan if you haven’t already (no need to upgrade…) Get entered! (or, wait a minute, I’ll have a better chance if you don’t. Nevermind. 😉 )
Hey, is that why they’re doing this? To get us to pay our bills on time?
Larry Holmes throws out the first pitch of the season!
What Lehigh Valley event isn’t complete without Larry Holmes?
The 2009 IronPigs
They were better than the 2008 squad but still ended one game short of .500.
Mike Cervenak
A fan favorite here.
JJ Furmaniak
Remember when Michael Taylor hit a home run for the cycle to tie the game? JJ Furmaniak drove in the winning run later in that game.
Lou Marson
Heard rumblings that Marson might be back in the Valley this season.
Carlos Carrasco
Who else remembers him tossing balls into the stands for fans? He stood by the bullpen and consistently hit the roof on the right field trough pavilion.
Rich Thompson
Mr. IronPig himself
Jason Donald
Donald’s moment in baseball history was when he inadvertently was called safe at first to ruin Armando Galarraga’s perfect game.
Way back when a high school teacher tried to teach me the difference in Greek plays I never thought it would ever come back to me. I guess I was wrong.
I am a Seahawks fan. I have been since I was a kid. (Although a friend recently provided me a photo of a young me wearing a Redskins tshirt.. it must have been on sale and mom was in charge of clothing purchases back then.)
If you tell me there is only room in my heart for one team and say either the IronPigs, Steelhawks, Rollergirls or Seahawks.. well I love them all but it’s the Seahawks all the way. Ask anyone who’s watched a Seahawks game with me. I’m THAT kind of fan.
With that said I will try to write this as un-biased as I can but first, let’s look at Comedy.
I know there is a lot of Comedy guidelines and traits, etc. I’m going for Haha, like a bowl full of jelly funny comedy. There are hundreds of movies out there that are so bad, so crude, so completely unbelievable that they end up being funny. I love those movies. Stuff like Airplane, Spaceballs, anything with Leslie Nielson. Some hate them, but I love them.
This Superbowl was deemed by the general media as Peyton Manning vs. The Seahawks. What will happen? Legacy? 12th man fans? Defense vs Offense? Offense vs. Defense? Coaches? Why Marshawn Lynch doesn’t like talking to media?
What did it turn out to be? A Comedy? Let’s look at the evidence…
1. First play of the game was a horrible snap that flew past Manning into the end zone for a safety. You could almost hear Sheldon from Big Bang Theory saying, “Bazinga!”
2. Richard Sherman tells us pregame that Peyton Manning throws ducks. (Slow wobbly passes for those who aren’t football fans) Manning proves him right floating many ducks including 2 interceptions.
3. The Broncos seemed to get a large gain on a long pass into Seahawk territory and bam, a fumble. A voice at the party I attended stated, “How could he not have fumbled.”
4. Joe Namath getting the coin in his hand and going for the flip before anyone else was ready. “Who me? Flip this coin? Alright here goes!”
5. The Broncos overall effort in the 4th quarter. Kearse went in for a touchdown after breaking 5 tackles. 5 tackles.
6. The Broncos going for a 2 point conversion knowing right and well they had no chance at a comeback. Really, they knew. Their play following their lone TD showed it.
I realize that some could see this as a tragedy, especially Bronco’s fans.
1. It’s Peyton Manning. He’s a good guy. Really. Great athlete. Coming back from a possible career ending injury. It was tragic to see him not play “his” game of electric pass attacks and scoring. Scoring plays are exciting! He didn’t give the fans excitement.
2. There is more to the Broncos than Peyton Manning. It takes a team and they have a great team. So many more faces on the guys in Orange that didn’t get their time in the spotlight because media chose Manning instead.
3. Some injuries happened. It’s part of the game but when you see some folks being helped off the field it’s sad but when you worked so hard to get to this game and you’re sidelined early with an injury… well that just stinks.
4. Boredom. There’s no thrill in a blowout game. No tension. No stress. Going for a snack or bathroom break midgame is not an issue. You’re not going to miss something huge. Some fans could feel it was a snoozer.
5. The commercials. Yeah, they weren’t up to par. Budweiser came through with a puppy and Clydesdale clip but how do you go wrong with a puppy and Clydesdale?
6. The final score. 43-8. The game was essentially decided mid 2nd quarter. The Seahawks kept it up still concerned with a Peyton Manning led comeback effort. People sat riveted to the TV waiting, hoping, expecting… and it never came. Like your prom date dropping you off at home early, we didn’t get the show we were hoping for.
For me, I was thankful for a Seahawks blowout. There was a running joke on how many heart attacks I would have on close plays, etc. I was calm cool and collected the entire game… save for a few outbursts early.
For a general, run of the mill fan.. this game seriously had comedic value. Like watching the Waterboy or the Replacements or Major League before they start winning. People kept watching because they wondered “What else will go wrong for the Broncos?”