East Side Story – All Star Game Tonight!

I just couldn’t resist.. this song has been in my head all morning. (with some modifications)

Huppert
The IL are gonna have their day Tonight.

Daren Brown
The PCL are gonna have their way Tonight.

Huppert
The PCL grumble: “Fair fight.” But if they start a rumble, We’ll rumble ’em right.

Daren Brown
We’re gonna hand ’em a surprise Tonight.

Huppert AND IL
We’re gonna cut ’em down to size Tonight.

Daren Brown AND PCL
We said, “O.K., no rumpus, No tricks.” But just in case they jump us, We’re ready to mix Tonight. ALL We’re gonna rock it tonight, We’re gonna jazz it up and have us a ball! They’re gonna get it tonight; The more they turn it on the harder they’ll fall!

Huppert AND IL
Well, they began it!

Daren Brown AND PCL
Well, they began it!  And we’re the ones to stop ’em once and for all, Tonight!

Andy Tracy
Tonight, tonight, Won’t be just any night, Tonight there will be no morning star. Tonight, tonight, I’ll see my love tonight. And for us, stars will stop where they are. Today The minutes seem like hours, The hours go so slowly, And still the sky is light . . . Oh moon, grow bright, And make this endless day endless night!

Huppert
I’m counting on you to be there Tonight. When the IL wins it fair and square Tonight. That PCL punk’ll Go down. And when they’ve hollered “Uncle” We’ll tear up the town!

 Huppert
So I can count on you, boy?

Andy Tracy
All right.

Huppert
We’re gonna have us a ball.

Andy Tracy
All right.

Huppert
I’ll see you there about seven oh five.

Andy Tracy
Tonight . . .

Dan Johnson
Tonight, tonight Won’t be just any night, Tonight there will be no morning star,

PCL
We’re gonna rock it tonight! They’re gonna get it tonight, They began it, They began it, The began it. We’ll stop ’em once and for all. The PCL are gonna have their way, The PCL are gonna have their day, We’re gonna rock it tonight. Tonight!

IL
We’re gonna jazz it tonight! Tonight! They began it, And we’re the ones to stop ’em once and for all! The IL are gonna have their way, The IL are gonna have their day. We’re gonna rock it tonight. Tonight!

Dan Johnson
Tonight, tonight, I’ll see my love tonight. And for us, stars will stop where they are.

 Dan Johnson AND Andy Tracy
Today the minutes seem like hours. The hours go so slowly, And still the sky is light. Oh moon, grow bright, And make this endless day endless night, ALL Tonight!

Tonight is the night we’ve waited 2 years for! Going to be a great time! If you can’t make the game itself, it will be broadcast on the MLB Network!

OinK!

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5 responses to “East Side Story – All Star Game Tonight!

  1. Corny, but nice… 😀

  2. Literary Critic's avatar Literary Critic

    Fabulous work…Bravo!

  3. Stoudt's avatar Stoudt

    Former Phillies reliever Mitch Williams arrived here at Coca-Cola Park around 1:30 this afternoon, but said Phillies broadcaster Tom McCarthy will not be doing the game with him on the MLB Network.

    McCarthy’s 12-year-old son, Tommy, suffered a torn tendon in his elbow at a little league baseball game on Tuesday night and was undergoing surgery today. So, McCarthy will be replaced on the national broadcast by IronPigs TV/radio announcer Matt Provence.

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