This is a fictional account. Nothing written below is true.
Dave – “Hey Bob! Fun game today! Let me buy you a drink!”
Bob – “Thanks Dave… we really stood out tonight!”
Dave – “Dude, I still can’t believe you tossed HIM and the starting pitcher so soon!”
Bob – “That’s how I roll.. ”
Dave – “Definately better than Jerry calling for the tarp in Buffalo! You are gonna win for sure!”
Bob – “It’s a long season… a lot more games”
Dave – “Yeah but still man, that’s going to be hard to beat.. you’ll make the big leagues soon!”
Bob – “If I do, I do… if I don’t, well.. I can always tell my grandkids I ejected a Hall of Famer from a game”
Dave – “You won’t be the only one.. ha, I’ve got their next home stand! Be ready!”
Bob – “Yeah, if they only knew what we’re up to…”
noisenation.mlblogs.com 
The way the umps have been to the ‘Pigs this season, anything’s possible. At least we have a winning team. Imagine if this happened in last 3 seasons.
OinK!
BEST THING EVER WRITTEN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can you be certain your account is fictional?
How do we know for certain your account is not actually 100% accurate?
In an unrelated matter, can someone please inform JEFF SCHULER there is absolutely nothing lovable about losers…
…perhaps if The Morning Call would only get down with the freakin’ program maybe more people would start buying their all-but-worthless newspaper.
Love it!!!….Enough said!!
Dave: “Tim Teufel’s coming to town, you know…”
Andrew Vincent, Mark Lollo, and Jordan Baker walk into a bar…
…Lollo orders a freshly squeezed strike zone… (anyone want to keep it going?)
…when he wasn’t happy with said strike zone, he ejected the bartender. When the manager came over to check on things…
..he spilled his beer and called for the tarp…
Interesting that tonight the Pigs face Michael Ballard on the mound. Not to be confused with this Michael Ballard in the news recently
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-northampton-murders-michael-ballar20110513,0,1467157.story
Yeah, I will keep it going. I saw a foul ball land in the club level and Andy Vincent called fan interference!!
I want to know what he said to the ump. Somehow I just cannot imagine either of the magic words coming out of his mouth.