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1. Teaching Di Pro how to start a fire….in the woods of RHODE ISLAND!!!
2. I wanna see someone steal home now
3. Crud! Spontaneous combustion. We go through shortstops like Spinal Tap goes through drummers.
4. Moss…. Initiating new members into the ground hog club.
5. Alright, start sending the smoke signals…”HELP US WE’RE STUCK IN THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF RHODE ISLAND!!!!”
6. Either you’re in or you’re out, Mazone. Don’t make us do to you what we did to Tracy!
7. “Sandberg said we had to light a fire under our asses if we want to win the Governor’s Cup. Who wants to go first?”
8. That’s how to set the bats on fire. Next……
9. When playing rock, paper, scissors, I’m pretty sure fire trumps all the rest.
10. “I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean hot corner in the literal sense.”
11. After other teams were caught stealing the Iron Pigs signs, the team decided to try smoke signals instead.
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Let this old Cubs fan be the first to extend condolences this evening. I recommend Old Style and deep dish with extra cheese for taking the edge off any heartbreak involving Ryne Sandberg.
Thanks, we went with Pizza hut and insanely hot wings after.. is it april yet?