Short Shorts, Fishnets and a Sporting Event!

Tomorrow is the Roller Derby… THE FRIGGIN ROLLER DERBY!

Photo by Jim Rhoades http://www.jwrhoads.com

Can you tell I’m excited? You should be too.

Last bout we turned some fellow Noise Nation members into believers.. now it’s your turn. It is a really great time.

To keep this simple.

1. Women in skimpy outfits whose goal is to dominate the other team.

2. BYOB both outside AND inside the event! With that, for ACTUAL safety reasons, no glass containers or large coolers are allowed.

3. Women in skimpy outfits whose goal is to dominate the other team.

4. This isn’t the WWF of roller skating. This is a true sport with rules and referees that pay attention. Once you get to know the rules it becomes intense.

5. Women in skimpy outfits whose goal is to dominate the other team!

What else can I say… it is an Awesome time! Come on out!

What you need to know:

Where
Independence Family Fun Center
4345 Independence Drive
Schnecksville, PA
Click for directions

When
September 24, 2011
Doors at 5 PM, Bout at 6 PM

Tickets can be purchased at the door for $12 adult, $6 child under 10, under 5 are free.

Tickets can be prepurchase online for $10 and $5 here.

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4 responses to “Short Shorts, Fishnets and a Sporting Event!

  1. I’ll be there in shorty shorts and fishnets….

  2. Jimmy T's avatar Jimmy T

    Hey you know I’m excited!! ROLLERGIRLS!!! Shorty shorts and fishnes oh my!! Now I’m a believer!! Yes I went back in August and had a BLAST!!! These bouts are alot of fun so come on out and BRING THE NOISE!!

  3. Matt F.'s avatar Matt F.

    I think I will most certainly be there.

  4. I am eagerly awaiting the awards ceremony tomorrow when I get presented with my “Mystery Prize” from winning the Noise Nation photo caption contest. I am preparing my acceptance speech right now…….

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