IronPigs Cryptic Message found at Coca-Cola Park – Eyes Only

While visiting the “facility” on the night of the Woodchucks (despite not much wood being chucked) a cryptic message appeared on the “magic mirror” just above the sink. It flashed for a moment, flickered off and continued with its normal programming.

Below is what I was able to recover with sophisticated 1980’s technology and my (Secret Decoder) Pig Pen Cipher Ring – get yours here.

I’m close to deciphering the password and should have it in the next few hours providing the hamster keeps running (he powers the decoding generator you see). Once revealed I’ll (hopefully) be able to gain access to the secure location and report back providing I make it out – alive…

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CCOA-CLOA PRAK

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This mesasge will slef-detsruct in T-miuns 15 mintues.

For those who may not know the “magic mirror” appears with advertising and even the IronPigs logo. When you walk up to it – it “magically” turns into an actual mirror (as shown below).

The very mirror where the secret message appeared.

Just for the record?!?

It’s actually quite dangerous to take pictures in the men’s room! Please don’t try this as I am a trained professional! (I don’t think that sounded quite right) But you know what I mean – Don’t do it!

Despite the shock of it all, I was able to record the following audio on the way out – please click below.

Later that evening….

I certainly wanted to ascertain what appeared to be top-secret, classified information so I went undercover and asked some people I know would know – ya know?

So what did I find out you may ask?

Well I’ll tell you – nadda – zip – zero – zilch – nothin’.

This must go all the way to the top because as I got closer so did the danger level!

The quote I remember most is “If I tell ya – I’m gonna have to ‘kill’ ya and take your Woodchuck hat away!”

All I have to go on at this point is a previous post from back on July 17th where some things were speculated and stabs in the dark taken. None of them were correct that time…

Below is an excerpt from the above mentioned post. Could it be one of these? Or none? Or even all of them? I guess we’ll have to wait and see if I can secret agent my way into the secure location – they probably won’t see me – won’t be looking way down there!

• A new food vendor
• A major concert coming to Coca-Cola Park
• Coca-Cola Park will be the home of the 2013 Triple-A Championship
• The new IronPigs “Porking” Deck
• A New Scoreboard
• Additional Seating
• New Unis and/or logo redesign for 2013

I’ll report back – maybe….

Dish – DiPro’s Dish