The IronPigs have alerted us to some changes coming with a secret “Smell the Change” media blitz!
They devoted an entire website to it, http://smellthechange.com/ so it must be significant…
The big reveal is Monday February 24th so we won’t have to wait too long, but until then…
Some of the Noise Nation’s ideas!
Pigs at the Park!
Real live Pigs at the Park!
I grew up in rural Berks county. We had many farms nearby and we knew which ones not to ride past on a bicycle. The Pig farms. Whoooeeeee doesn’t even come close to sum up that stank.
Possible? Maybe. They could bring in those cute little pet style pigs but would hate to be the intern in charge of it.
Restrooms by the Tiki Terrace, permanent or portable.
Now this is something we’ve been asking for. Anyone who chooses to imbibe at the Tiki Terrance in left field or the Trough in right field knows how long that walk can be to the concourse restrooms.
We probably would have seen more construction if the weather was better, so permanent facilities in the outfield might be possible.. but I seriously doubt they’re going to cart in some porto-dumpers for the outfield.
Possible? Not really.
New Parking Prices?
You’ve heard the rumors. So have I. No official word on if parking prices will increase from the historical $3.00 per visit.
If it does happen, people will sure “Raise a Stink” about it..
Possible? Possible but doubtful it’s part of this promotion.
Long Term Sponsorship with Old Spice?
Move over Coca Cola.. Old Spice Park coming in 2014!?
Possible? Probably not.
“Do you SMEEEEELLLL what the Schaff… is cooking?!”
IronPig radio talent takes it to another level with Jon Schaeffer modifying one of Dwayne Johnson’s old tag lines. Keeping it in the Valley and all…
Possible? While it would be cool, I don’t think so.
More Food Options
Could they possibly have any more pork food offerings?
Pork Nachos…
Big Porker sandwich…
Bacon wrapped everything…Possible? Highly likely. This one is probably the best bet of all listed so far.
Some of the ideas that didn’t quite make it, even on our list:
- Smell-o-vision on the stadium scoreboard.
- Bacon flavored hand rails
- Little tree air freshener giveaway night
- Skunk petting zoo
- The team trying to lose all the games
- Bacon scented bubbles at the East gate
- Construction smells from the bridge over the river Lehigh, American parkway project
- Free deodorant for those who.. umm, need it
- Burning the new Ferrous and FeFe “clothes” and going back to the old ones.
Anyways, it’s all in fun and historically the IronPigs haven’t failed to come through for us. Looking forward to Monday!
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